Category: Hyper’s Arcade

Nightmare Simulator is a surreal visual experience with little gameplay and plenty of confusion. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: In reality, there is actually very little gameplay contained within Nightmare Simulator. It would most likely fall under the category of a walking simulator or simply a virtual experience as you have very little interaction with the…

Adorables is a cute little sports game that is best suited for young children. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: The gameplay in Adorables is not extremely varied, and entirely consists of you launching your little creatures at a ball or towards enemy Adorables. This gameplay is pretty boring overall, and there is no excitement in attempting…

30 Minutes to Extinction is a promising third-person shooter involving hordes of aliens as you attempt to disarm a bomb and survive. TL;DR at bottom. The game has been renamed to “Rise:30 Minutes to Extinction” since the writing of this review. Gameplay: 30 Minutes to Extinction is a survival shooter where, as the name clearly…

Find the Gnome is a top-down hidden object game centered around gnomes. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: Find the Gnome is a top-down 3D hidden object game where you have to find “weird” gnomes within different levels. The Steam store page claims that there are 13 levels and 4 story levels. While this is technically true…

16bit Trader is an attempt at a modern take on retro trading games. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: The main goal of 16bit Trader is to explore the world and eventually become the richest merchant in the kingdom by obtaining one million gold pieces. This can be reached by buying and selling goods, mining for diamonds,…

150,000 B.C. is a platforming game. Yup. Don’t get too excited. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: 150,000 B.C. is a very simple platforming game. You jump on random floating blocks to reach the end of the level, and there are spikes that are your only obstacle besides gravity. There is a grand total of 4 entire…

Supersonic Tank Cats is a Mario Kart styled game themed around cats who wear weaponized vehicles. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: Supersonic Tank Cats is very reminiscent of the Mario Kart rally racing genre of games. It is almost immediately recognizable as such, but the cute aesthetic of the game makes it unique enough to be…

Animal Super Squad is a physics based driving game similar to Happy Wheels. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: Gameplay in Animal Super Squad consists of traversing through a hazardous level as an animal in an unconventional vehicle, like a rocket powered toilet. You will encounter many different obstacles as you progress through the levels, providing a…

Lords of Strife is a challenging platforming game focused around unique jumping mechanics. TL;DR at bottom. Gameplay: Lords of Strife is a simple 2D platformer where you must bounce on enemies and other objects in the environment to pass obstacles and progress. The primary mechanic is your ability to jump off of objects and enemies,…